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The world of technology is constantly changing. It probably seems like every day something new and confusing happens that you need to pay someone to fix or control. We're responsible for that. We do technology, and we intentionally make it difficult for people like you. That's how we make money. We make money because you're not smart.

That's pretty much it. It's really easy too. When you hire us, we'll do our best to confuse you by saying stuff like "You need more double back-end XML nodes on your server stack or the whole system is gonna crash." And the only part you understand is "crash," which basically means "your shit's gonna be messed up." So you pay us. Because you don't want your shit to be messed up. No one does. Not anyone who's smart anyway.

Our services include:
Double back-end network XML monitoring
WLAN Firewall drive redundancy support
Centralized TCP/IP XHTML hosting
Mobile ping deployment SEO compliance
Database UNIX leveraging for OpenLDAP

Basically, if you don't know what it means, we do it. So hire us. Because you're not smart. And you need us.